A life long dream…YES I CAN!
25 White Castles to go…
WHY MY WORLD IS SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS:
I get to the TSA security guard after a long wait on line to be ‘screened’ by ‘the best’. I ask the security guard when FLL is going to get “experienced traveler’ lanes. The security guard then says: THAT WOULD BE GREAT. WHERE DO THEY HAVE THAT? I placate him and answer: all over. At least the guy could have said: soon…make me think hes on his toes. Dummie Of The Day nominee #1…more on ‘expereince travelers’.
Then I get to the bag radiator…The guy in front of me decides to ‘put dumpty back together again’ RIGHT WHEN THE BINS COME OUT OF THE MACHINE, not remembering there are about 10 people behind him. I ask him to scoot down a bit…The guy gives me a look like I asked to buy his wife for about $15. He then moves about 1 foot down…yes, 1 foot.
I gave him a “WTF” then point to my left (the exit of the radiator machine) where there are about 6 bags piliing up like its the airport scene in ‘the Fifth Element”. Dummie of the dae nominee #2
My only solice: Big Leather chairs with power outlets (thank you Southwest)…Bubba on my sprint air card…and Ned…well, if you dont know about Ned…google it.
P.S. A guy that took a cologne shower just sat next to me…
P.S.S. 25 White Castles to go…
Some day Ill you about the woman I met that has 12 fingers…
